Thursday 8 May 2014

In Bari With San Nicola

How will you be celebrating San Nicola?
- I won’t be.
- Drinking Peroni at Nderr a la lanz'.
- I’ll probably watch the procession and grab a panzerotto.
- Walking around a pillar in search of a husband.
- I’ll be working but I’ll try to catch the fireworks.
- Uncaging my delinquent offspring on the seafront.
- By getting as far away from Bari as possible.
- Eating raw seafood at the Pane e Pomodoro beach.
- I'll be travelling around Turkey looking for more relics to plunder.
- Fasting from dawn to dusk and praying for Bari to return to Serie A.

(from the 1000 REAL ANSWERS Facebook page)